Top 10 signs I'm really pregnant: 1. People tell me I'm not going to go to my due date (but I'm measure exactly on schedule, so I don't believe it) My Dr says, well, you're a small person. The baby has to grow out because there isn't a lot of room to grow up. 2. My clothing selection is dwindling. I had a nightmare that I spilled bleach on two of my maternity pants that still fit. 3. Lilly plays with the baby by playing Peas Porridge Hot and tries to feed him things like a sucker and hot dog by poking them on my belly. 4. I'm up at 4:30 A.M. on a regular basis. 5. I have to pee every time I stand up. 6. Someone keeps adding a step to the stairs at work (and they think I don't notice). 7. I can balance a glass at the top of my stomach but have to watch it because the baby can kick it over. 8. I'm contemplating faking labor to get away from my emotionally disturbed students & wonder if he can "catch" emotionally disturbed in utero. 9. I had a dream that I had a drink and was contemplating a second (related to #8). 10. I'm excited, scared, apprehensive, & shocked that I will have two kids very soon-especially to have a boy....and it will happen so soon. Wow, I better start working when I'm up at 4:30! Either that, or I'll be doing paperwork when I'm in labor.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
6 weeks to go!
Top 10 signs I'm really pregnant: 1. People tell me I'm not going to go to my due date (but I'm measure exactly on schedule, so I don't believe it) My Dr says, well, you're a small person. The baby has to grow out because there isn't a lot of room to grow up. 2. My clothing selection is dwindling. I had a nightmare that I spilled bleach on two of my maternity pants that still fit. 3. Lilly plays with the baby by playing Peas Porridge Hot and tries to feed him things like a sucker and hot dog by poking them on my belly. 4. I'm up at 4:30 A.M. on a regular basis. 5. I have to pee every time I stand up. 6. Someone keeps adding a step to the stairs at work (and they think I don't notice). 7. I can balance a glass at the top of my stomach but have to watch it because the baby can kick it over. 8. I'm contemplating faking labor to get away from my emotionally disturbed students & wonder if he can "catch" emotionally disturbed in utero. 9. I had a dream that I had a drink and was contemplating a second (related to #8). 10. I'm excited, scared, apprehensive, & shocked that I will have two kids very soon-especially to have a boy....and it will happen so soon. Wow, I better start working when I'm up at 4:30! Either that, or I'll be doing paperwork when I'm in labor.
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